Four grown women indulging in fanfic.

Movie Night

EvilLittleDog

Rating: Anyone can read.

Disclaimer: All hail Joss!

Summary: It’s too short for one of those.

A.N.: References to Ice Age. The movie, people. Oh, and this doesn’t take place in any current Known Universe. Just FYI.

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The end credits rolled, finally revealing poor Scrat, the prehistoric squirrel, frozen in a block of ice and washing up on the shore of a deserted island. The ice melted and Scrat managed to escape his prison, leaving his acorn behind to chase after a coconut.  (more…)

Eye of the Beholder

EvilLittleDog

Disclaimer: If I owned any of this, I so wouldn’t be living in a scary little house in Indiana.

Summary: Edward didn’t understand art.

Rating: Anyone can read.

A.N.: Future!Fic, Post!Manga. Happy endings all around.

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Edward didn’t understand art. He especially didn’t understand art that looked like this. What the hell was it? An outline of a…man? Playing a guitar? He didn’t get it. (more…)

Thank Heaven For Little Girls

EvilLittleDog

Disclaimer:  I am not now, nor have I ever been, Hiromu Arakawa.

Rating:  Adult

Summary:  Winry was always there to pick up the pieces for Edward.  Now it’s his turn.

A.N.:  Spoilers pretty much through at least chapter 74 of the manga.  Speculation for the end of the series.

Much thanks to Dr. Dana for the edits, commentary and handholding.  Originally written for a contest on LiveJournal.

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“Ed?  Ed, c’mon, wake up!”  His bed bucked a little at the weight added to it, the jostling doing more to rouse him than the sound of his name.  “Ed!”  Hands pushed at his shoulder insistently.

Throwing his forearm over his eyes, Edward whined, “What, Winry?  Can’t I sleep for a little while longer?” (more…)

Scars

EvilLittleDog

Disclaimer: Oh, I’d desperately love to be Tanith Lee. But I’m not. *sigh*

Rating: Eh. Teen?

Summary: Life goes on, taking Jane with it.

A.N.: One of my favorite YA/SF novels of all time, I first read The Silver Metal Lover when I was close to Jane’s age. She and Silver remain one of my top five favorite couples, ever. This story takes place post-novel.

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I wear bracelets now, big enough to cover the scars on my wrists, and long sleeves to hide the ones that track up my forearm. Dying, oh, dying is not an option any more. Though I don’t doubt it could be.

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Juxtaposition
EvilLittleDog

Disclaimer: Er…no. Not…just…no.

Summary: In a galaxy, far, far, far away…with twains that just should never meet.

Rating: Is silly a rating?

A.N.: Apologies to both Mr. Waterson and Ms. Arakawa. Really. I do. *bows in supplication*

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Little Sister

EvilLittleDog

Disclaimer: I promised Mr. Whedon I’d put his toys back when I was done playing with them.

A.N.: Post Not Fade Away.

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To Boldly Go
S J Smith

Disclaimer: Oh, boy, do I own nothing. NOTHING. (I’m not even sure I want to claim this thing.)

Spoilers: Very, very doubtful.

Rating: If you watch the series, you can read this.

Warnings: Crack. Oh, much crack.

Summary: If the title don’t give you a hint, you’re so gonna be lost.

A.N.: Cross-genre (not ‘cross-gender’, if you’re reading quickly)…and that’s all I’m sayin’ right now.

Much thanks to: D.M. Evans, Silvrethorn, MJules and Diinzumo for reading and saying I wasn’t quite out of my mind. Er…yet. If I start writing sequels, we’ll talk.

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Captain’s log, Stardate: 220617. On a routine voyage to…. (more…)

Jetlag
S J Smith
Rated K
Summary: Connor decides traveling with Angel isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Time period: Post Not Fade Away
A.N.: Written for D. M. Evans on the occasion of her natal day.

Traveling with a vampire was difficult at best. (more…)

KICKS
S J Smith
Disclaimer: I am not now, nor have I ever been, Joss Whedon.
Rating: R to NC-17
Written for DoyleSB4 for the Secret Santa. (Sorry it’s so late.)

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“So, what do you do for fun around these parts?”

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“You don’t understand,” Buffy said, shaking her head. “It’s my duty. I don’t get some sort of thrill out of it.” (more…)

Blackout
S J Smith
Disclaimer: So not Hiromu Arakawa
Rating: Adult
Summary: His caresses were nothing like Ling’s even though the touch was the same.

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